Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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