so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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