Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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