This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
whose parrot is this?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize