As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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