Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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