So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
