the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i barfeds in our rink
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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