Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize