ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
