did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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