just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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