I'm gonna have a badass scar
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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