that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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