Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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