Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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