you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize