out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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