There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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