operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
