Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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