She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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