He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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