Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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