Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
