at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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