No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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