I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
This is the high leading the old right now
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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