I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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