God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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