im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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