On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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