this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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