Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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