I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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