She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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