I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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