Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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