That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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