Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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