: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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