No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
