I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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