my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just had sex on a roof
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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