He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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