drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
