found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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