She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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