Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
home. puking in laundry basket.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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