ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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