I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
