Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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