batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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